I have this ex virgin friend that has been dating this guy for six months. I have met the boyfriend a couple of times and he seems pretty decent.
Now there’s fire on the mountain. The guy broke up with her or in more specific terms, asked that they go on a break and she’s begging me to advocate for her.
The problem is, I don’t know how to play the part of a lawyer for relationship people problems. But trust me to ask the right questions.
The story according to her is that they finally did it last week and there was no blood stained bed sheet.
It happened late at night in a hotel room. The boyfriend must have entered the hotel room with two live jackets and a canoe because he expected that 30mins later, they would be swimming in blood.
She said the sex was painful and at 11pm, he was using his phone display lights to check the bedspread for blood.
He didn’t see what he’s looking for so he started calling her a liar and other not-so-nice-names. He said she claimed virginity and made him wait for almost a year when she was not one.
My friend told me with teary eyes that she can swear on her father’s grave he was truly her first and from her research online, not all ladies bleed or are overly tight because most of us lose our hymen one way or the other.
Sadly, the guy said he no longer trusts her and she wants me to talk sense to him.
Honestly, I don’t know what to say to him and she’s really has no one to play the part of a third party.
If the hymen is too tough, wahala.
If she doesn’t cry during her first time, wahala.
If she cries, wahala.
If it goes too easy, wahala.
If he ends up scooping blood from the bed to a drum, wahala.
If she has vaginismus, wahala.
I don’t know how what to say, man.
Writer – Naija Single Girl is on a quest to find a good man, a good job, good food, good money and all other good things life has to offer. Her blog Naijasinglegirl documents her experience during this chase.