Black mothers are drama-filled but Naija mothers are the real drama queens. Just when you thought your mom had the most drama, you read this thread and realize she’s still just a learner.
A twitter user, @MsGenevieve asks other users how dramatic their mums are and we couldn’t stop laughing at their responses. Infact, from their responses, you would think that our mothers are using the same manual.
Read the tweets below and laugh
My mum called me to come home when i was out ( she never does) she sounded frantic so i went straight back & it was because she forgot her Facebook Password.
Another time she was sent a friend request by someone she didnt like. Instead of declining it she made a new FB account
— A Fetch Witch (@TBHer_) January 18, 2019
I woke up in the middle of the night once to find my mum sitting on my bed praying away the spirit of stubbornness 😂😂
— Miriam O’Donkor (@Miriam_OD1) January 18, 2019
My mom got mad at me because I forgot where SHE parked her car!! saying they spend too much money on my tuition for my memory to be poor….I was so confused that day 😂
— Ruth (@D_Ritzy) January 18, 2019
My mum called me from my room to come and collect her plate and keep in the kitchen then she followed me to come and wash her hands
— Latté🍫 🇨🇲 (@Lauie9) January 18, 2019
I kept telling my mum how I really wanted to go to the beach in December when I go to Lagos one time she had enough and said the people in the water are the ones calling me we had to seriously pray about it
— Ayomide (@midelawal_) January 18, 2019
When I burp in front of my mom, she'll yell and call me disgusting but when she burps (LOUD AS HELL) in front of me and I want to say something, she'll be like "Do you want to kill me? You have a very big heart. You're a wicked child"🤦🏾♀️ #growingupafrican
— 🥀𝙉𝘼𝘿𝙄𝘼🥀 (@iNadia2000) January 20, 2019
When I was in middle school I forgot to wear my earrings one morning while I was getting ready for school. Just before we were leaving the house my mom goes “oh okay, I didn’t know I had 2 sons” 😩
— 植物か車か脚 🇳🇬 (@wantsomelipchap) January 18, 2019
After morning devotion oneday, my mum called all of us back because she forgot for us to pray and cancel my brothers relationship 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— 🍯 (@oh_malvii) January 18, 2019
I lent her money and when I asked for it back she said consider it rent for the 9 months you squatted in my stomach 😭
— The.OG.xnclout (@MufaroMarowa) January 18, 2019
How dramatic is my mum:
I went in the fridge and ate one apple of hers
My mum goes and takes all the food she brought out of the fridge and puts it in her mini fridge in her room
— شارلوت (@SlayyyRose) January 18, 2019
When my mum gets upset about anything she blocks us all on WhatsApp
— Nicki M (@_MidnightLover) January 18, 2019
My own mother decided to pretend to slump in the kitchen because I wasn’t assisting her in cooking😂
— Oluwatoni➿ (@oluwatoninibaba) January 19, 2019
took my mum out to dinner as my treat, as the food arrived, I joked that I wasn’t actually paying and I hope she brought her card.. she left me at the restaurant & drove home before I could even say I was joking. Was so embarrassing 😹
— my sweet coco🕊 (@mysweetkoko) January 18, 2019
I was in the room and my mom was in the parlour only for her to shout my name to come and help her charge the phone beside her in the socket beside the chair she was seated
I just imagined myself getting married already 😪😪 pic.twitter.com/00dOouOb3A
— MyPizzleWasMadeInChyna (@pizzlechyna) January 19, 2019
My mom never allowed me to go swimming when I was young because she heard a story of how a boys’ sperm swam and impregnated a virgin girl at their school pool. 😭
— Big Font (@MsDanie_) January 18, 2019
Last week she threw herself on the ground over a piece of paper on my floor and cried out about how I was trying to kill her
— Mama Smurf (@OfficialStac) January 19, 2019
mum and sis were arguing so my sis left the family gc. My mum added her back and my sister kept leaving it until finally my mum adds her back and then says to my sister on ‘fine then, since you no longer want to be part of this family, then leave my house too!’ 😭😂
— babygirl 🇳🇬 (@ibadanbarbie) January 18, 2019
My mom makes me walk into dark places first because she brought me into the world and she gets to decide how I got out.
— lil spooky (@JustGreenBean) January 19, 2019
Everytime she does something very annoying and i get upset, she starts crying to God (real tears) "I have no children, I have no one in this world except you Lord"
Basically guilt trips you into forgiving her 🙄
— L'original (@The_inyang) January 18, 2019
my mom dropped her keys and when she bent down to pick it up the car door *slightly* hit her hip. she started crying and called everyone saying that she broke her back and she’s in so much pain. she spent a whole week using that as an excuse to not do anything
— e.u (@balmainbratz) January 18, 2019
1 year uni . I went to work and my phone died . My mum went to my accom & banged down the door of all my flat mates . She went to file a missing persons report but couldn’t because it wasn’t long enough . So she forced the accom ppl to open my room to search for clues
— back2sender🇳🇬 (@basira_ttatta) January 18, 2019
I called her silly once in jest when I was like 11 I’m now 24 she still brings it up in every argument like “but I’m silly, okay okay”
— ccushty (@ccushty1) January 18, 2019
If she remembers a situation incorrectly and we try to correct her, she will call every sibling to the front room before she responds
‘Sooo I have no sense, I’m a liar now. So you guys already want to put me in a home because I have dementia right ?!’
We have to laugh cos ???
— Travel babe ✨ (@__faridat) January 18, 2019
My mum calls my daughter "Surprise" coz me n my now husband had her unplanned 😂😂
Same woman was trying to convince our watchman to fire gunshots on new year's coz she didn't have fireworks 😂😂
— Miss Okori (@Missokori) January 18, 2019
I got admission to study optometry and I told my mum her eye problems will be over in 6years. I got a call from my aunty asking me why I said my mum will die in 6years time??
— Aunty Dearest (@eyecandyUby) January 18, 2019
My brother dreamt he fought with a priest and narrated this to my mum and she told him to go beg God for forgiveness and also prepare himself to go with her and apologize to the priest.
— Noella (@mispronounced_) January 18, 2019
My mother called me during finals season at 6am. I woke up to a text that read “call me”. Only for her to say that she had a dangerous dream about me. What was the dream? That I had a boyfriend and we were having sex. Therefore she was calling to see whether or not I was a virgin
— Akos (@AkosuaOhhA) January 18, 2019
My mum called relatives and her friends to come look how messy my room is. A whole INTERVENTION for a messy room.
Called my dad in Kenya that we’re trying to kill her because there was a spoon in the sink.
— madam (@ObongoDrums) January 18, 2019
My mom wanted to spank me once ,so I hold the cane in defense …….she called family meeting that same day that I beat her…….I was tagged d family’s black sheep for like a year ☹️☹️
— GoodyBag (@omololajohnson2) January 18, 2019
Our tinned milk used to 'mysteriously' finish. One day, before we went out, I ran to gulp some. My mother came and caught me with the tin in my mouth. She told my father that I was the one responsible for all his missing money 🤷🏾♀️
— Baby Lion (@uzezzi_) January 18, 2019
Just last week my mum told me to write out all what I was going to "steal" from her for a party so she won't bother looking for it.. I did.
she locked those specific shoe, purse and jewelry .🙃
— Amokeade💕 (@Sisinene_of_Eko) January 18, 2019
My mom…breathe… gave me a 2 hr lecture tears and all on how she's doesn't understand why and how IIII made her a bad mom
Because I came home after a double shift and slept mid conversation so I don't appreciate her nor respect her or value the time we should spend together pic.twitter.com/ZVrd2JLTBc
— Natasha Lee (@Natashalee___) January 18, 2019
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